July 13, 2008

Dr. Evil

Did someone say Dr. Evil?

Real Audio sound clip here. MP3 file here (right click to save, please).

Once in every age
a man is thrust upon the stage
a plan contained in the pages of his mind
now the way the world has changed
it clearly needs a rearranging
so I claim this destiny as mine.

As a boy I recall being brilliant but small
I was told I was less than ideal
now they stare now at the man they don't understand
and they ask,

How does it feel to be evil?
To love death and upheaval?
To smile where other men would cry...
To be Dr. (dum-bum-bum-bow)
Dr. Evil
To be born to take command and break the backs of all mankind
Why should I try to be good?
(bum bum bum bum bum bum bum)
Who would I love if I could?
I'd rule the world.....